i shallapologize now for my spelling but its tuf....

my son was a realy nice birth by the standerds of the horrer stories you are told by friends.

my waters broke at basicly dead on midday in the streat, the midwife in the antinatal class's had told us it was realy uncommon to get the soap style gush of waters...i had that huge gush...not once but three times...walking up the smegging road got home all the men in my house went mad and flapped alot. i was house sharing at the time

went to hospital, was monitored and examind then sent home...back to flapping men

8pm birth partner arives after speeding home from surry

1am it all gets to much and we go back to hospital...only dilated to 3cm. go for wander around hospital in middle of night

5am only dialated to 4cms so midwife ruptured membrains

6am gas and air was played with

8ish they had shift change at the same time i asked for better drugs, new midwife was inroduced to us....she was swiftly told to come back with pethdine

at some point they wanted a sample so took me to the loo where i promptly fell asleep for 45mins then tryed to move me back

12ish started pushing....all happening now...mother has skipped the last of her shift to come hold hand and ask stoopid questions like "dose it hurt luv?"

1317 my son is born with the cord rapped 3 times around his neck and an interesting shade of blue, he was put to me but didnt realy get going...as the midwife took him off to take him to resus unit he started to bawl his head off at her...she promptly put him back

20 mins later placenta came out

i can still remember the midwife comming in later that night cos she was dragged away for urgent c/sec and thanking us for a realy good birth and not very much noise...at all and having a good sence of hummur