I wouldn't show her the card and would secretly eat all the chocolates too. I mean, share chocolate! Seriously! Your having me on right!!!!

Ok, you could maybe just save her one and tell her the rest were mank and you did her a favour by eating them all as she would just get fat anyway!!!!!







Ok, I am only kiddling. Of course I would share the choclates with her

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If babies needed hands to guide them out,
wouldn't women be born with an extra pair
attached to their inner thighs?