'Excuse me', she whispered
Not wanting anyone to know
'I think I need
Something
To help me go'

'Go where?' Dory exclaimed
'You know ... the loo'
'Oh!' Dory cried
'You need a poo?'

Red faced she replied
'Um yes I do
It been 15 days since I had a poo'
'Worry not, drink this' said Dory with a smile
'That will sort you out
In a little while'

A while later
She buzzed to say
'I went about eight
and now Ive lost
half my body weight'

Hurrah for lactulose
The magic goo in a cup
If youre having trouble
With your number two's
Then just sup up!

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