Men are solid, men are great,
Some are early, some are late.
they make you cry, they make you laugh,
they make you tea and run your bath.

Men construct some great erections
they'll never ask for some directions
they watch football and pick their noses
and fart and belch and eat your roses.

Men can drive you to despair
preening while they gel their hear,
but best of all my love they reap
when they are quiet and sound asleep!!!!