Mutter mutter mutter

My next door neighbour looks like she has swallowed a wasp and dipped in milky tea, on account of her sour face and fake tan. She has taken issue with where my children's climbing frame is in our garden. She also has issues with my children sitting on the top of the climbing frame because she doesn't feel that she has any privacy in her own garden. She hasn't quite told me this but has countless times told my children off and said that she is going to ask me to move the climbing frame. Hahahah, she must be bloody joking I'm going to do that. If she does complain, I might point out to her that had it not been for the 6 foot fence that we erected between her garden and ours, she'd had even less privacy than she has now. I've got to look at her sorry arse face every morning when she is outside, you don't see me complaining!

Nadia, my eldest daughter is going to a book release today. The author, Michelle Magorian
asked my daughter to review her latest book and Nadia's been quoted in the book cover, much to her delight

I have an interview for the 16th May - my portfolio is not complete yet and I have little time to do it. Yikes!!!