SMNET - StudentMidwife.NET

  1. Please Register!
    SMNET is an education based community supporting student midwives and those thinking about a career in midwifery. If you are a student, applying to become a student or are considering midwifery as a job then you have come to the right place. Register for free now to receive support, access educational information and to participate in discussion and debate.

Funny midwifery stories... stuff you have seen other people/women do on placement

Discussion in 'Clinical Placements & Electives' started by Azalea, Jun 26, 2009.

Page 3 of 13

  1. xnelliex Active Member

    Message Count:
    4,179
    Likes Received:
    1
    Book Reviews:
    0
    Ha ha ha :laughing2: these are cracking me up, keep em coming. x
    xnelliex, Aug 5, 2009
    #21

  2. camilan Member

    Message Count:
    239
    Likes Received:
    0
    Book Reviews:
    0
    One of my cohort had a dad come to find her to tell her there was something funny going on in his wifes baby hole!!!!!!!!!

    Such a way with words! She was fully and delivered a few minutes later!
    camilan, Aug 30, 2009
    #22

  3. Mimi New Member

    Message Count:
    199
    Likes Received:
    0
    Book Reviews:
    0
    hahahahahaha baby hole! Oh my god!
    Mimi, Aug 30, 2009
    #23

  4. Hebamme12 Well-Known Member

    Message Count:
    3,172
    Likes Received:
    78
    Book Reviews:
    0
    :laughing: thats funny! x
    Hebamme12, Aug 30, 2009
    #24

  5. Dharma Active Member

    Message Count:
    2,251
    Likes Received:
    19
    Book Reviews:
    0
    OMG, im peeing myself about the "baby hole" guy!!!

    how sweet, really made me laugh

    x
    Dharma, Aug 30, 2009
    #25

  6. Azalea Well-Known Member

    Message Count:
    4,562
    Likes Received:
    374
    Book Reviews:
    5
    Past Quiz Winner
    I was told another good one by a miwife on placement the other day:

    Midwife on delivery suite answers phone to a man asking where and when he should bring his daughter in for her appointment. She asks what the appointment is for and he replies she is overdue and coming in for her "scratch and sniff" at which point the midwife says do you mean her "stretch and sweep?"

    I cracked up when she told me this and judt had visions of the docs doing a scratch and sniff to induce labour!
    Azalea, Aug 31, 2009
    #26

  7. Rizzo New Member

    Message Count:
    62
    Likes Received:
    0
    Book Reviews:
    0
    Oh my god, that is absolutely hilarious potbella! My stomach hurts now:laughing:
    Rizzo, Aug 31, 2009
    #27

  8. iolaus Education Moderator

    Message Count:
    9,372
    Likes Received:
    164
    Book Reviews:
    1
    SMNET Staff Past Quiz Winner
    Had a woman once ask me for a 'brush' rather than a sweep.

    When I was a student a midwife went on an ambulance transfer to Cornwall, got there without issue and ambulance were giving her a lift back - until they stopped to get petrol and ambulance driver put diesel in a petrol ambulance. She didn't get back till midnight and had left on the early shift!
    iolaus, Sep 1, 2009
    #28

  9. Dharma Active Member

    Message Count:
    2,251
    Likes Received:
    19
    Book Reviews:
    0
    Poor baby girl, i can imagine she will changing that name by deedpoll when she is older.

    x
    Dharma, Sep 6, 2009
    #29

  10. AngelinDisguise New Member

    Message Count:
    1,299
    Likes Received:
    0
    Book Reviews:
    0
    Well obviously i'm not quite a student midwife yet but when i was in labour with my first baby i had my sister and partner as my birthing partners. My sisters face was a picture when the midwife asked if they were my "mum and dad"..... but not as much as the midwifes when i kindly explained that it would be a miracle, as my SISTER was only 5 years my senior!!!! :furious:


    It was the same midwife who had already asked which of the two of us were in labour!!!!
    AngelinDisguise, Sep 6, 2009
    #30
Page 3 of 13

Share This Page