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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Growlie, Mar 24, 2010.

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  1. Growlie Techy Geek

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    Let's have a pointless thread... to distract me from my car selling rage and other people from dissertation rage/waiting to hear rage/waiting for uni to start panic

    I'll start...

    I really need to shave my legs and put some fake tan on, and am very worried about the potential mouse under my bed.

    tell us all a fact about your life
    Growlie, Mar 24, 2010
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  2. Mkunga Staff Manager

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    Hahahaha!

    I just rolled over the dog with the office chair... Got his back fat trapped under the wheels! Oh the guilt!
    (dog doesn't seem bothered though)
    Mkunga, Mar 24, 2010
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  3. katieinh Active Member

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    i need to stop eating oreos but they are too dam good :)
    katieinh, Mar 24, 2010
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  4. La Sage-Femme Active Member

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    I AM SICK OF SITTING ON THIS BEDROOM FLOOR WAITING FOR THIS F'ING CHILD TO GO TO SLEEP!!

    ...my bum is numb too :(
    La Sage-Femme, Mar 24, 2010
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  5. Butterfly Senior Manager and Midwifery Survivor!

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    I began the day in the drizzle, in my pyjamas, on the drive, trying to jump-start my car after the idiot windscreen man let it go flat by leaving my door open a few days ago.

    Painting the nails on my right hand is always a disaster, yet I keep coming back for more.

    I don't care if Robert Downey Jr is older than my father, he's gorgeous...
    Butterfly, Mar 24, 2010
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  6. marymoo Member

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    i would give up both my big toes to take this god dosh toothache away! Snuggled up on the settee feeling really sorry for myself! And to top off this co-codamol slump the dog hasnt stopped farting! On a plus note.. I have just discovered my undying love for Phil from relocation relocation! X
    marymoo, Mar 24, 2010
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  7. Pinkpigs Active Member

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    Ummmmm........................................... hang on i might have to get back to you!! :laughing:

    Hxx
    Pinkpigs, Mar 24, 2010
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  8. GrowingRoses Welfare Moderator

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    My child has done two poos today on the potty/toilet. Definately an improvement from yesterday when she managed to do both her daily poos on my lovely cream shagpile rug. (It has now been delegated to the shed- anyone know how to get poo out?)

    I am now about to settle down to watch masterchef although I am slightly worried that I have an addiction after cooking spag bol last week and hearing john torrode in my head remarking on how my pasta was not al dente and that there was a little too much pepper in it but that over all he was impressed with the depth of flavour (tbh so was i!)
    GrowingRoses, Mar 24, 2010
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  9. ThoughtsBecomeThings Eternal Positive Thinker

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    I feel your pain! I'm doped up on the co codamol and antibiotics for my toothache just now! Get some whisky on your gums, numbs the pain :D

    I need to get off my bum and tidy this bedroom! I also need to be productive this weekend, and not faff about.
    ThoughtsBecomeThings, Mar 24, 2010
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  10. Pinkpigs Active Member

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    Ok got one, i have college work to do and could really do with some sort of alcoholic beverage to go with it, but there is none in the house and hubs is out so i can't leave the house to fetch any either!! :(

    Hxx
    Pinkpigs, Mar 24, 2010
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