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Old 04-Nov-2007, 11:40
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Share you funniest quotes of the day....

Yesterday, our youngest, 5 years old, in the local swimming pool, arm bands on, goggles a go go and doggy paddling within an inch of his life, and with a massive grin he starts singing 'I beeeeellliieeevveeeee I can swwwwiimmmmm'. We were cracked up. He has classic wit and comedy timing already. Classic.
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My friend who is also a student midwife told me that the other day on labour ward they answered the phone saying, Hello labour ward, student midwife speaking!, the person on the other end said ..... Oh hello Stuart the midwife I need some advice please!
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Old 04-Nov-2007, 22:12
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hahhahahaha love it!
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To be honest it was me who answered the phone, I was just a little red faced after I said "No I'm the student midwife" and the bloke said "thats what I said! Hello Stuart the midwife" as the other midwives started to laugh!!!
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My little cousin aged three .....

'I don't mind using the potty Mummy, but I don't want to use the toilet because Alfie (her brother) p****s on the seat'
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I say I am putting on weight, my son says

'No Mum, your'e as thin as a twig. Well a big twig'

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Haha great posts, my little girl always makes me laugh (if slightly embarrasingly) when she says things like, "look at that woman with big funny hair" or we went to Bolton Abbey in the summer and there was a man with no shirt on she pointed and said very loudly "look mummy that mans got boobys" priceless.
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Haha great posts, my little girl always makes me laugh (if slightly embarrasingly) when she says things like, "look at that woman with big funny hair" or we went to Bolton Abbey in the summer and there was a man with no shirt on she pointed and said very loudly "look mummy that mans got boobys" priceless.
Hahhahahahah thats HILARIOUS!!! My kids are the same, Lil one had shepherds pie for tea one night and a fly flew in the room, and he said 'flys like mince cos it looks like poo'. What do you say to that?!!!
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I had seen a little kid quote on another board that I also got a really big kick out of: "When faeries fart, does pixie dust fly out of their butt?" Only a child would wonder about that!
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A sweet one, lil one tonite says 'Fireworks are like wedding rings and I want you to hold your hands up'.....
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